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THE [FORBIDDEN] WEBSITE OF

NICK LONG

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OUT ​NOW!

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AUTHOR of funny

kids books


PRODUCER of serious

TV series


KEEPER OF THE

FUNNIEST WORD

IN THE UNIVERSE™





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“A MERMAN AND A YETI AND A PIRATE IN SPACE? EATING PIZZA? SERIOUSLY, WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?”

Journalist and TV producer NICK LONG started writing kids books to avoid doing handyman jobs at his home in Sydney, Australia. He was so determined to dodge requests to hang pictures and attach curtain rails that he wrote a multi-book junior fiction series called THE FORBIDDEN JOURNAL OF RUFUS RUMBLE.


Lots of people love it and want him to write more. His wife and sons are proud of him but would be a lot prouder if he would install a towel rack in the ensuite bathroom. His excuse for not doing that is that he’s working on a new kids book series.


When he’s not writing kids books, Nick surfs, catches lobsters and makes TV documentary series for Netflix, Discovery and National Geographic. It’s a job that has taken him into the Amazon jungle in search of a lost city, into Madagascan tombs to exhume skeletons and into Alaskan ice caves to see if glaciers look different from underneath (they don’t).


His greatest honour came in 2024 when The Gloafians bestowed on him the title of KEEPER OF THE FUNNIEST WORD IN THE UNIVERSE™.


He’s sworn an oath never to say the word, but on the CONTACT page readers can submit their suggestions.


If you get it right, he’ll reply with these three emoji:

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THE FORBIDDEN JOURNAL OF RUFUS RUMBLE 1:

WORST SPACE CREW EVER

By Nick Long

Art by Robin Tatlow-Lord

Affirm Press 2024


Rufus Rumble would love to have a cool nickname.

Like ‘Knuckles’. Or ‘Wheels’.


Instead everyone calls him ‘THAT WEIRD KID WHOSE MUM DISAPPEARED AND WHO THEN HAD TO MOVE IN WITH HIS HORRIBLE, BURPY GREAT UNCLE GRUMBO’.


His ear-wax-eating Great Uncle Grumbo REALLY IS burpy.


And his space scientist mum REALLY DID disappear.


Rufus’s only friend is a clumsy robot called Bunglebot who never gets things right. EVER!


So when Great Uncle Grumbo buys Rufus a budget ticket to the darkest reaches of space, he figures things are looking up.


Little does he know, he’s about to join THE WORST SPACE CREW EVER!


The ridiculous first book of a six-part series, The Forbidden Journal of Rufus Rumble: Worst Space Crew Ever is a high-stakes funny space adventure for junior readers.




“ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS ABOUT SPACE TOILETS EVER!”

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CONTACT NICK LONG

Want to say hello to Nick? Don’t hesitate!

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nick@bynicklong.com

Think you know what The Funniest Word in the Universe™ is?

Let Nick know!

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#rufusrumble

#nicklong

#affirmpress

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nick@bynicklong.com

[Need a website? Definitely DO NOT contact Nick, otherwise you might end up with one like this]